DEMONIC (2021)
“Sadly, it’s a skip and probably don’t bother”
Read MoreWITHOUT FILM, SOMETHING SLEEPS INSIDE US AND SELDOM AWAKENS. THE SLEEPER MUST AWAKEN.
“Sadly, it’s a skip and probably don’t bother”
Read More“A film completely based and manufactured off of a throwaway pitch that sounded “cool” but nobody progressed passed that.”
Read More“What I think should have been more fun is annoyingly long and grindingly stolid”
Read More“Jack Ryan 2.0, who’s more angsty and Wickian/Jack Reacher-ey...I guess”
Read More“During its 72 9/11s, their concussive cataclysm just becomes a dull and monotonous void”
Read More“inert and dead-eyed perfunctory CGI family parable”
Read More“This isn’t exactly apples to apples, but more a rotten mango compared to an overripe DC vodka filled watermelon.”
Read More“Partially it’s the casting and the over abundance, but it just feels like kids putting on a show”
Read More“I will give it points for pushing the envelope and going on a bloody limb”
Read More“Let me worship at my deity’s feet instead of listlessly withering into his flawed and restrained humanity”
Read More“a swim through the possibilities is better than the film’s sink to the water logged bottom”
Read More“prospects for a mercenaries vs. wild lion starring Megan Fox were pretty low in my estimation, so being vaguely competent felt pretty substantial”
Read More“not enjoyable, enriching, or a satisfactorily detailed tale”
Read More“The cock carnage and ball batterment was top-notch”
Read More“isn’t a bad film, just surprisingly slow and unfunny”
Read More“its main selling point is the reptillians”
Read More“whole thing is wildly “WTF?!”, but conceptually it was vaguely interesting”
Read More“reliance on jump scares when some of the mood setup is creepily effective was a mistake”
Read More“all icing, rich, decadent and lavish, but merely empty topping on a bland and un-enticing cake”
Read More“evocative “retro fantastique”, but with a dour european oppression”
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