3/14/2017 - Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) - 2+/10

How do they keep getting enough money to put out this shit. So tired and unimaginative. Rarely does it make much sense, never is it exciting, and almost entirely unsatisfactory. 

What does it have? Sexy vampires in leather (again), double crosses (again), asinine vamp/lycan politics (again), and increasingly muddled "supernatural science" (greatest hits). I am sorry; what NEW does it have? Magic white hair and luxurious fur coats. I suppose beggars can't be choosers. 

This film, like most in the series, had a slick gothic chic appearance. It's simplistic but it doesn't fly off the rails as a story. Also, Beckinsale... past that, boring and blunted.