JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4 (2023)
“if you are looking for broken bones, slashed torsos, and enough bullets fired to make Ol’ Painless blush, Wick 4 is an unadulterated success”
Read MoreJURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION (2022)
Let us all hope that, like the dinos they keep trotting out every few years, that these insanely dull and perpetually disappointing Jurassic films are now extinct.
Read MoreJESUS SHOWS YOU THE WAY TO THE HIGHWAY (2020)
“Referential, re-interpretive, rebellious, and above all, ridiculous”
Read MoreZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE (2021)
“This isn’t exactly apples to apples, but more a rotten mango compared to an overripe DC vodka filled watermelon.”
Read MoreJUDAS AND THE BLACK MESSIAH (2020)
“Kaluuya is pure fire on screen; like a Neolithic blaze enrapturing and warming the shivering proto humans gathered around it”
Read MoreJUDY (2019)
“I guess Zellweger was good, for what that is worth”
Read MoreJOJO RABBIT (2019)
“torturous horror bleeds through the smiles and frivolity”
Read MoreJOKER (2019)
“slapping your face with a dead fish of incredibly on the red nose musical cues, socially pertinent over indulgent verbosity, and cultural touchstones”
Read MoreJOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3 -PARABELLUM (2019)
“Chapter 3 does not disappoint to bring us to a beautiful land of choreographed carnage and be-bulleted badassery”
Read MoreJUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE (2017)
“They planted their collective tongue deep within their cheek and let the fun spew out of their “poke-fun” orifice.”
Read MoreJIM & ANDY: THE GREAT BEYOND - FEATURING A VERY SPECIAL, CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED MENTION OF TONY CLIFTON (2017)
"It was a truly crazy and wild look into method and meta, as Carey gives himself over to the soul of Andy."Read More
JUSTICE LEAGUE (2017)
"The gist of feelings about this film boils down to the statement, “well, it wasn’t as bad as it could have been”."Read More
John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)
"But as it went on and on, the already stripped downess grew threadbare and monotonous."Read More
JACKIE (2016)
"Smartly put together with style and panache, but with a languid stuffiness and slothful pace, the total felt dutifully disagreeable."Read More
JUNGLE BOOK (2016)
"So detailed, realistic, and perfectly rendered within the context of the film."Read More
JOURNEY TO THE WEST (2013)
"fun but meandering"Read More
JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK (2016)
"This was was a color-by-numbers where the artist is grinding the colored pencils as they scribble."Read More
JASON BOURNE (2016)
"Can't we and the CIA just let Bourne live out the rest of his days off the grid?"Read More
JANE GOT A GUN (2015)
"It's bland and lifeless effort in the nigh-defunct Western genre"Read More
JOY (2015)
"Joyless"Read More