EXPEND4BLES (EXPENDABLES 4) (2024)
This sucked
Read MoreROAD HOUSE (2024)
“This film didn’t need to exist and didn’t do much to justify its questionable existence. “
Read MoreANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA (2023)
“a vast vacuous CGI plain of mediocrity, quickly losing any of the drive, excitement or sheer fun that you expected”
Read MoreTHE DEVIL CONSPIRACY (2023)
“Once implanted with Lil’ Jesus, the woman is taken by a goblin/troll/demon/rock man to a cage and lowered to the upper ring of hell (?) to have a smoke worm of Satan wriggle into her. I have no idea…”
Read MorePREY FOR THE DEVIL (2022)
“not much pops story, effects, or franchise wise”
Read MoreBLACK ADAM (2022)
“The whole thing felt miscast, mistaken in tone and aim, and a miss in the enjoyability aims”
Read MoreTHOR: LOVE AND THUNDER (2022)
“trample on and chew up any enjoyment”
Read MoreTH SADNESS (2021)
“it just wanted to molest eye sockets and grind genitals against barbwire”
Read MoreJURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION (2022)
Let us all hope that, like the dinos they keep trotting out every few years, that these insanely dull and perpetually disappointing Jurassic films are now extinct.
Read MoreMORBIUS (2022)
“a vacant and numbing nothingness - certainly nothing to sink my teeth into”
Read MoreCOMING 2 AMERICA (2021)
“unamus-ing hacking fit of sequelitis”
Read MoreTHE LEDGE (2022)
“Unfortunately, this one quickly loses its grip and plummets to a hazy fate of obscurity and mediocrity”
Read MoreBIG GOLD BRICK (2022)
“Weird, not that funny, and generally feckless.”
Read MoreCRUELLA (2021)
“For a kid’s film, it is a dark and sadistic melange'“
Read MoreGHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE (2021)
“Did Reitman have an unspeakable edict that said he got to make one of his daddy’s films no matter what?”
Read MoreWE NEED TO DO SOMETHING (2021)
“we are stuck with 4 unlikable people in a confined space”
Read MoreV/H/S/94 (2021)
V/H/S Franchise Segments ranking 1-15
Read MoreVENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE (2021)
“Venom seems to completely whiff on any humor or engagement.”
Read MorePRISONER OF THE GHOSTLAND (2021)
*waves his hand for a magical mind trick* “This is not the Nicola Cage you are looking for”
Read MoreOLD (2021)
“This is hackneyed and taxing”
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