ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024)
"losing its way forward telling its own story to something only interested in pointing backwards"
Read MoreNO ONE WILL SAVE YOU (2023)
“Final girl vs aliens with almost no dialogue was solid”
Read MoreMEG 2: THE TRENCH (2023)
“This is Meg 2, for more f’n megs, not Meg’n’Friends”
Read MoreTALK TO ME (2023)
“A fresh horror film worthy of talking about”
Read MoreTHE POPE'S EXORCIST (2023)
“it may have enough going for it to be a fun time and save it from being awful.”
Read More5G: THE RECKONING (2023)
“It’s empty scaffolding propping up a digital rotted foundation”
Read MoreINFINITY POOL (2023)
“left adrift in its empty playground of trivial violence and vacant reflection”
Read MoreKNOCK AT THE CABIN (2023)
“a film that, beyond the short story premise of intrigue and stakes, falls genuinely flat”
Read MoreTHE DEVIL CONSPIRACY (2023)
“Once implanted with Lil’ Jesus, the woman is taken by a goblin/troll/demon/rock man to a cage and lowered to the upper ring of hell (?) to have a smoke worm of Satan wriggle into her. I have no idea…”
Read MorePREY FOR THE DEVIL (2022)
“not much pops story, effects, or franchise wise”
Read MoreBONES AND ALL (2022)
“Chalemet is at his twinKing finest”
Read MoreM3GAN (2022)
“a devilish little horror escapade with some capitalistic & mechanical creep”
Read MorePROJECT WOLF HUNTING (2022)
“the brutality and nonstop intensity either carries you through or leaves you looking for the exit in the first 10 minutes.”
Read MoreADVENT CALENDAR (2021)
“For those searching the periphery for a new & wild holiday flick, this is a present worth opening.”
Read MoreCHRISTMAS BLOODY CHRISTMAS (2022)
“Though it delivers on the promise of a killer Santa robot terrorizing, it didn’t pack enough “Ho! Ho!”s along with its “Holy Sh*t!”s. “
Read MoreTERRIFIER 2 (2022)
“if you are just watching it for some new, interesting, or affecting kills, you won’t be disappointed”
Read MoreHALLOWEEN ENDS (2022)
“how you could spend so much time with these characters and fail them so horribly?”
Read MoreBARBARIAN (2022)
“Fun with friends but the frights arent lasting and the fare might be a bit flimsy”
Read MoreSHARK SIDE OF THE MOON (2022)
“Straight to video schlock doesn’t need to be good but it does need to be fun.”
Read MoreMAD GOD (2021)
“cruel oddities and maniacal monstrosities”
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