BRIGHT (2017)
"Training Day in a world where we coexist with magic isn’t without merit, but in every aspect of execution it did not work."Read More
KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD (2017)
"This is a hyper smorgasbord of flash and unnecessary that will leave you saying…”meh”."Read More
JUSTICE LEAGUE (2017)
"The gist of feelings about this film boils down to the statement, “well, it wasn’t as bad as it could have been”."Read More
VALERIAN AND THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PLANETS (2017)
"A big budget mega long Dr. Who episode without the wit, emotion, or purpose."
Read MoreDAEMONIUM: SOLDIER OF THE UNDERWORLD (2015)
"There are worse ways to spend a couple hours but I can’t label it “good”."Read More
KONG: SKULL ISLAND (2017)
"superficial and spectacularly unsatisfying"Read More
XXX: RETURN OF XANDER CAGE (2017)
"...every element produced a groan, a drink, or both"Read More
MIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES (2016)
"Party favors in the form of eye rolls and exasperated sighs were doled out instead of rib-splitting gags and interesting ongoings."Read More
PASSENGERS (2016)
"It was a derelict ship floating in the ether through bad ideas, flimsy logic, and unsympathetic characters."Read More
R100 (2013)
"...Gonzo sheet thrown over it and it is beaten with insanity sticks to some masochistic climax."Read More
OFFICER DOWNE (2016)
"a bevy of problematic elements and unpolished pieces that hinder the film and activated my “Nitpicker 9000”."Read More
GREASY STRANGLER (2016)
"This is a bizarrity that both hits and misses wildly."Read More
MICHAEL MOORE IN TRUMPLAND (2016)
"Plays more like a love-letter to Hillary, a slight jab at Trump and a self-serving Moore ideas jerk-off session."Read More
THE ALCHEMIST COOKBOOK (2016)
"Potrykus has a strange fascination with those on the edge of society, who see the world completely differently, strange social identity/interactions, and are scheming towards some quick & easy leg up without regard or empathy for others."Read More
THE SHALLOWS (2106)
"I believe they wanted Jaws/Open Water meets 127 Hours, but the film veers into Jaws 3/4 or even Deep Blue Sea territory"Read More
SAUSAGE PARTY (2016)
It's all food puns, crude shtick, and unrelenting, shall we say, "racial/cultural insensitivity".Read More
THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS (2016)
Safe, boring, tired, this film brought nothing but the mediocre "seen this before"Read More
WARCRAFT (2016)
" A weak effort adorned with glitzy CGI/fantasy baubles, but nigh completely hollow and vapid"Read More
GHOSTBUSTERS (2016)
" Most pointedly, it was neither funny nor scary, which seems like the whole point of the making this, I thought."Read More
HARDCORE HENRY (2015)
"An inventive idea for a film that vacillates between enthusiastic engagement and tedious banality"Read More