GEMINI MAN (2019)
“a lifeless clone of an interesting drama filled action movie - impotent and unremarkable”
Read MoreMALEFICENT: MISTRESS OF EVIL (2019)
“a dark witches magically brewed spell, but instead of using virgin’s blood they used almond milk”
Read MoreTHE LION KING (2019)
“ if the surroundings are CGI, and the characters are CGI, and it is about anthropomorphized animals, with not a single pertinent live action element, is it live action?”
Read More6 UNDERGROUND (2019)
“…cuts, cranes, tna, splosions, close-ups, extremes, tna, flashy cars, big guns, splosions…”
Read MoreRAMBO: LAST BLOOD (2019)
“pretty slow and it is mostly a set up for an old bat to be whacked upon some fools”
Read More47 METERS DOWN (2017) & 47 METERS DOWN: UNCAGED (2019)
Carcharias ex machina
Read MoreALADDIN (2019)
“manages to strip out the joy and magic from one of your beloved childhood faves”
Read MorePURE (2019)
“it fizzled as a premature ember rather than the raging blistering inferno the material provided for”
Read MoreANNA (2019)
“ the titillation of a cereal box, with just about as much surprise and excitement”
Read MoreA SIMPLE FAVOR (2018)
“we get a bloated, try hard of a monstrosity that leaves no one satisfied”
Read MoreTHE DOMESTICS (2018)
“only “mad” Max you might find here is an angry viewer dissatisfied with motivation and dialogue”
Read MoreHELLBOY (2019)
“Unnecessary, unwanted, and ultimately, unsatisfactory, unfortunately. “
Read MoreCHRISTOPHER ROBIN (2018)
“hour and a half of ho-hum nothingness and monotonous generic non-drama”
Read MorePOLAR (2019)
“A raging fire of flash and flesh, but resulting in only ruin. “
Read MoreTHE PREDATOR (2018)
“it felt more like a joke homage about Predator films than an earnest & violent killer Predator flick”
Read MoreVENOM (2018)
“All hoped hype sizzle with no substance or real value, which is fairly fitting for a movie about Venom”
Read MoreTHE BABYSITTER (2017)
"It was not quirky enough to be special, nor funny enough to be justified."Read More
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES (2016)
"The breasts are pushed up, the effects popping out, and my spiritless disdain boiling over."Read More
PACIFIC RIM: UPRISING (2018)
"It really had the ambition and feel of a made for TV sci-if movie, but with a huge budget."Read More
CLOVERFIELD PARADOX (2018)
"It fails at frightening, fumbles at funny and falters at fulfilling sci-fi."Read More