FREE GUY (2021)
sucked
Read MoreTHE EYES OF TAMMY FAYE (2021)
“Jessica Chastain and the makeup department were pulling double their weight”
Read MoreANTLERS (2021)
“mire of defeat and hopelessness”
Read MoreTHE KING'S MEN (2021)
“most vibrant element that is missing from this volume of the franchise was the fun”
Read MoreTHE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS (2021)
“a pale shade on the cave wall”
Read MoreMALIGNANT (2021)
“outlandish slide through the pigpen of 80s/90s horror shlock and the twistiest of thrillers”
Read MoreDEMONIC (2021)
“Sadly, it’s a skip and probably don’t bother”
Read MoreTHE TOMORROW WAR (2021)
“A film completely based and manufactured off of a throwaway pitch that sounded “cool” but nobody progressed passed that.”
Read MoreARMY OF THE DEAD (2021)
“What I think should have been more fun is annoyingly long and grindingly stolid”
Read MoreTOM CLANCY'S WITHOUT REMORSE (2021)
“Jack Ryan 2.0, who’s more angsty and Wickian/Jack Reacher-ey...I guess”
Read MoreGODZILLA vs. KONG (2021)
“During its 72 9/11s, their concussive cataclysm just becomes a dull and monotonous void”
Read MoreTHE ONE AND ONLY IVAN (2020)
“inert and dead-eyed perfunctory CGI family parable”
Read MoreZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE (2021)
“This isn’t exactly apples to apples, but more a rotten mango compared to an overripe DC vodka filled watermelon.”
Read MoreCHERRY (2021)
“Partially it’s the casting and the over abundance, but it just feels like kids putting on a show”
Read MoreRABID (2019)
“I will give it points for pushing the envelope and going on a bloody limb”
Read MoreSTARDUST (2020)
“Let me worship at my deity’s feet instead of listlessly withering into his flawed and restrained humanity”
Read MoreRELENTLESS (2020)
“a swim through the possibilities is better than the film’s sink to the water logged bottom”
Read MoreROGUE (2020)
“prospects for a mercenaries vs. wild lion starring Megan Fox were pretty low in my estimation, so being vaguely competent felt pretty substantial”
Read MoreHILLBILLY ELEGY (2020)
“not enjoyable, enriching, or a satisfactorily detailed tale”
Read MorePORNO (2020)
“The cock carnage and ball batterment was top-notch”
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