GRETEL & HANSEL (2020)
“all icing, rich, decadent and lavish, but merely empty topping on a bland and un-enticing cake”
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“all icing, rich, decadent and lavish, but merely empty topping on a bland and un-enticing cake”
Read More“evocative “retro fantastique”, but with a dour european oppression”
Read More‘Female empowered vampires that keeps the genre fresh and femme”
Read MoreA Joker for tween girls
Read More“no tongue to put in cheek because it has been cut out”
Read More“I am saying it’s worth taking a bite out of”
Read More“smooth and classy seemingly decent budgeted Russian sci-fi that has a serious half of a problem”
Read More“it is not outright bad, nor the worst of the X titles”
Read More“a comedy without the funny is a fail”
Read More“it doesn’t fly far above the witchy tree line”
Read More“I was ready for it to die”
Read More“Supposedly a horror comedy, but it lacked being either”
Read More“definitely investing enough to keep you locked in for its watery entirety”
Read More“It just becomes untenable and overwrought, almost to the point of a joke. If only it was funny...”
Read More“could lead to gripping dramatic horror, but it just doesn’t have the sea legs for that swim”
Read More“lacks the unerring evolution that it needed to take itself from gorgeous clay to a gratifying carving”
Read More“..blend into a pulsating whirlpool of pain, paint, pleasure, and panic”
Read More“not finessed to creation the way the imagination might have promised”
Read More“Dumb geeky teen kind of excitement, but fun”
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