WAR ON EVERYONE (2016)
“…it was worth a watch for an off-beat tale of cops who just don’t give a sh*t “
Read MoreSUPER DARK TIMES (2017)
“captures a sorrow and hopefulness within its entirety, which is a fitting analogy to my remembrances on pubescence. “
Read MoreTULLY (2018)
“Standard Diablo Cody script wit and savvy while Theron nails her disenchanted and run ragged motherly persona”
Read MoreDEADPOOL 2 (2018)
“There were enough sprinkles of sugar and spice to keep the meal hovering around satisfactory.”
Read MoreSOLO: A STAR WARS STORY (2018)
“Everything around Solo is more interesting than what we actually get, which is the last thing you want from a film called Solo. “
Read MoreAVENGERS: INFINITY WAR PART 1 (2018)
“Really well done. Better than I thought possible. “
Read MoreINCREDIBLES 2 (2018)
“This is a fun little sequel, with its heart in the right place and its nose to the grindstone… I just hoped that it could have been more. “
Read MoreOCEAN'S 8 (2018)
“The caper was a success, but they couldn’t steal my heart”
Read MoreHEREDITARY (2018)
“I just personally wish that the eerie and eidolic pushed me to my edge or shook me, rather than intrigue me to ponder the mysteries. “
Read MoreMOM AND DAD (2017)
“…sick fantasy fulfillment here, and while disgustingly primal in its wickedness and taboos, the premise only takes you so far… “
Read MoreANDRE THE GIANT (2018)
“The ecosystem of the biz and the ripples Andre made were the real star. “
Read MoreISLE OF DOGS (2018)
"Though distinctly problematic, it is still unimaginably gorgeous, extremely fun, and undeniably sweet."Read More
A QUIET PLACE (2018)
"It is a novel experience and works well; a basic idea executed with aplomb."Read More
READY PLAYER ONE (2018)
"It works in the ways that it strives the hardest: being a light escapist fiction"Read More
THE BABYSITTER (2017)
"It was not quirky enough to be special, nor funny enough to be justified."Read More
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES (2016)
"The breasts are pushed up, the effects popping out, and my spiritless disdain boiling over."Read More
BAYWATCH (2017)
"The obnoxious plot and blank characters couldn’t even make the non-fat abs and ample bouncing cleavage palatable."Read More
PACIFIC RIM: UPRISING (2018)
"It really had the ambition and feel of a made for TV sci-if movie, but with a huge budget."Read More
THE BELKO EXPERIMENT (2016)
"uninteresting and relentlessly futile death porn"Read More
MUTE (2018)
"It could have been so much more flavorful, sustaining, and extraordinary than it was."Read More