WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING (2021)
“we are stuck with 4 unlikable people in a confined space”
Read MoreHALLOWEEN KILLS (2021)
“more of a “slasher adventure” than a horror film”
Read MoreTITANE (2021)
“revels in its insanity and blazes its own trail into an inexplicable immensity”
Read MoreNO TIME TO DIE (2021)
“an enjoyable and perfectly solid entry”
Read MoreV/H/S/94 (2021)
V/H/S Franchise Segments ranking 1-15
Read MoreVENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE (2021)
“Venom seems to completely whiff on any humor or engagement.”
Read MorePRISONER OF THE GHOSTLAND (2021)
*waves his hand for a magical mind trick* “This is not the Nicola Cage you are looking for”
Read MoreMALIGNANT (2021)
“outlandish slide through the pigpen of 80s/90s horror shlock and the twistiest of thrillers”
Read MoreOLD (2021)
“This is hackneyed and taxing”
Read MoreSNAKE EYES (2021)
“The poor parts were accentuated and the possibilities with talent and thought wasted.”
Read MoreSHANG-CHI AND THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS (2021)
I am on board with where Shang Chi and Katy go from here.
Read MoreDEMONIC (2021)
“Sadly, it’s a skip and probably don’t bother”
Read MoreTHE SUICIDE SQUAD (2021)
“Solid dumb fun adult spectacle that is an easy crowd pleaser”
Read MoreTHE GREEN KNIGHT (2021)
“Meditative mythologizing and darkly whimsical classical fantasy”
Read More2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus (2021)
“It is nauseating evangelism and ignorant anxiety fomenting in the guise of atrocious artwork.”
Read MoreBREAKING SURFACE (2020)
“Lean, anxious, and gripping.”
Read MoreJESUS SHOWS YOU THE WAY TO THE HIGHWAY (2020)
“Referential, re-interpretive, rebellious, and above all, ridiculous”
Read MoreTRUMP vs. ILLUMINATI (2020)
“It is utterly ridiculous and it mostly steers into the absurdity rather than trying to ignore or skirt it”
Read MoreBLOOD RED SKY (2021)
“A fun, well cast, and pathos permeated tale of vampires on a plane”
Read MorePIG (2021)
“we get the idea of a Grizzly Adams John Wick, dive into “food workers Fight Club”, but mostly get a beaten and bloody The Limey in the cutthroat Portlandia food world”
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