OLD (2021)
“This is hackneyed and taxing”
Read MoreWITHOUT FILM, SOMETHING SLEEPS INSIDE US AND SELDOM AWAKENS. THE SLEEPER MUST AWAKEN.
“This is hackneyed and taxing”
Read More“The poor parts were accentuated and the possibilities with talent and thought wasted.”
Read More“Sadly, it’s a skip and probably don’t bother”
Read More“Solid dumb fun adult spectacle that is an easy crowd pleaser”
Read More“Meditative mythologizing and darkly whimsical classical fantasy”
Read More“It is nauseating evangelism and ignorant anxiety fomenting in the guise of atrocious artwork.”
Read More“A fun, well cast, and pathos permeated tale of vampires on a plane”
Read More“we get the idea of a Grizzly Adams John Wick, dive into “food workers Fight Club”, but mostly get a beaten and bloody The Limey in the cutthroat Portlandia food world”
Read More“completely derivative, unduly jovial and overly gossamery”
Read More“a grotesque and unsavory dalliance”
Read More“it feels near impossible not to soak in the euphoria of the adventure or foment esteem for Sparks talent & triumphs”
Read More“no gods and very few super powers, just mostly people battle people for personal dramatic reasons and not to save the universe”
Read More“A film completely based and manufactured off of a throwaway pitch that sounded “cool” but nobody progressed passed that.”
Read More“A solid and well-rounded examination of the immutable mystery of the Dyatlov Pass incident.”
Read More“Stakesless and more interested in splosions than mythology or drama”
Read More“it is disappointing that it wasn’t able to make a splash theatrically”
Read More“The ultimate cinematic brooder stoics over every frame”
Read More“What I think should have been more fun is annoyingly long and grindingly stolid”
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