SNAKE EYES (2021)
“The poor parts were accentuated and the possibilities with talent and thought wasted.”
Read MoreTRUMP vs. ILLUMINATI (2020)
“It is utterly ridiculous and it mostly steers into the absurdity rather than trying to ignore or skirt it”
Read MoreINTERSECT (2020)
“in its attempt to shoot for the moon it tripped and broke its face”
Read MoreI AM LISA (2020)
“Female revengesploitation with lycanthropy could have been fun…”
Read MoreINFINITE (2021)
“Stakesless and more interested in splosions than mythology or drama”
Read MoreBLACK WATER: ABYSS (2020) + BLACK WATER (2007) & THE REEF (2010)
“I at least find the basics of Trauki’s work enticing and enjoyable.”
Read MoreSTARDUST (2020)
“Let me worship at my deity’s feet instead of listlessly withering into his flawed and restrained humanity”
Read MoreMULAN (2020)
“the film itself is the dullest of blades, unable to cut tissue, let alone the binding of cultural mores or cinematic ramparts”
Read MoreWONDER WOMAN 1984 (2020)
“They took all the good will, expectation, excitement and hope from the best DCU film to date and gratuitously squandered it.”
Read MoreTHE MIDNIGHT SKY (2020)
“feels like a Hallmark meets SyFy Channel feature with money from a bigger studio & stars”
Read MoreFATMAN (2020)
“leaving any cheer in the trailer and deliberate interest a spent ember of hope”
Read MoreSONIC THE HEDGEHOG (2020)
“If only this Sonic movie could have raced a little faster to the finish”
Read MoreTHE SPECIAL (2020)
“Spoilers: it’s a movie about a mysterious box that men put their penises in”
Read MoreCOUNTDOWN (2019)
“tagline into movie” and that is it
Read MoreA SERIAL KILLER'S GUIDE TO LIFE (2020)
“helma and Louise by way of Fight Club, with the lightest dusting of a God Save America sprinkled on top.”
Read MoreTHE COURIER (2019)
“might pass your time, but you wouldn’t be out of bounds to just pass it by”
Read MoreONE MUST FALL (2018)
“Supposedly a horror comedy, but it lacked being either”
Read MoreTHE POOL (2019)
“It just becomes untenable and overwrought, almost to the point of a joke. If only it was funny...”
Read MoreTHE AXIOM (2018)
“not finessed to creation the way the imagination might have promised”
Read MoreTHE NIGHT CLERK (2020)
“keeps you wanting and expecting trepidation or titillation, but amazingly provides neither”
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