EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022)
“Matrix and Paddington had a baby in a Michelle Gondry/Jackie Chan kung fu film.”
Read MoreMOONFALL (2022)
“Emerich has completely lost his touch”
Read MoreDON'T LOOK UP (2021)
“we need to drink the righteous slurry that we made of our own ignorance and willfulness”
Read MoreTHE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS (2021)
“a pale shade on the cave wall”
Read MoreETERNALS (2021)
“It’s really a film of dichotomies that is somewhat vexing”
Read MoreDUNE: PART ONE (2021)
“Voracious spectacle for the eyes, with mood and meticulous detail.”
Read MoreTITANE (2021)
“revels in its insanity and blazes its own trail into an inexplicable immensity”
Read MoreVENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE (2021)
“Venom seems to completely whiff on any humor or engagement.”
Read MorePRISONER OF THE GHOSTLAND (2021)
*waves his hand for a magical mind trick* “This is not the Nicola Cage you are looking for”
Read MoreOLD (2021)
“This is hackneyed and taxing”
Read MoreSNAKE EYES (2021)
“The poor parts were accentuated and the possibilities with talent and thought wasted.”
Read MoreDEMONIC (2021)
“Sadly, it’s a skip and probably don’t bother”
Read MoreTHE SUICIDE SQUAD (2021)
“Solid dumb fun adult spectacle that is an easy crowd pleaser”
Read More2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus (2021)
“It is nauseating evangelism and ignorant anxiety fomenting in the guise of atrocious artwork.”
Read MoreJESUS SHOWS YOU THE WAY TO THE HIGHWAY (2020)
“Referential, re-interpretive, rebellious, and above all, ridiculous”
Read MoreTRUMP vs. ILLUMINATI (2020)
“It is utterly ridiculous and it mostly steers into the absurdity rather than trying to ignore or skirt it”
Read MoreINTERSECT (2020)
“in its attempt to shoot for the moon it tripped and broke its face”
Read MoreLAPSIS (2020)
“science fiction satire about the gig economy, Big Tech, and the battle against stifling capitalism”
Read MoreBLACK WIDOW (2021)
“no gods and very few super powers, just mostly people battle people for personal dramatic reasons and not to save the universe”
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